i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food
you think i’d get in trouble if i brought this on my first day of school
you arent down foo
I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit
That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
HE REALLY DID IT
Like Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater is like a bunch of really cool shit you ain’t really supposed to be able to do and he fuckin did it. Like this dude was prolly playin this game with us, and decided fuck that Imma do this shit, and he did it. This is some legendary status type shit right here!
do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah