didihearthereadyset:

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didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)

Make Me
A Girl That Wants Yo Fine Ass (via rogerdabbit)

(Source: xxlastking)


(Source: corgiblue)

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability)